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Chuck Norris

Quem me conhece sabe que não gosto de queijo. Quem me conhece provavelmente não sabe que idolatro os lordes do cinema físico. Aqui fica uma ode a um deles, esse companheiro de mil batalhas do Ranger Trivette nessa série que ainda hoje me arrepia os pelos das costas.



Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

... and remember: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.




Para mais do mesmo, ir a www.chucknorrisfacts.com

(obrigado a Kiko Rebello de Andrade por este simples, porém magnifico email que me enviou).